Love Isn't a Potato, You Know.

wearing: rugby sweater, black and white t-shirt, jeans, socks
eating: cherries. I like cherries.
listening to: 'boys of summer'

I got mad again at The Maestro today because planet Earth is seeing something he's not. Yes, I mean the Christina B.S. I like Christina. So does The Maestro. ...Perhaps more than he should.
...Actually, he's told me (three times to be precise, and more than once to my face) that he does not 'like' her. I would like to take his word for it, but that's a little difficult when his actions appear defiant of his words.

Now that the bad part of my day has been covered, let us turn our attention to the ass-kicking girl's night out part of my day. It was Megs's night out, actually! She turned 17 on Wednesday!
BIRTHDAY BUMPS!!
**ONE!**
**TWO!**
**THREE!**
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**SEVENTEEN!**

Anyways, Megs, Sunny and Me went to see SHREK2. OMG that was a kick-ass movie. What more can I say. Truly, Shrek2 does raise the bars of kick-assery for your viewing pleasure.
Then we went to A&W and Sunny had a little incident with Meg's chubby chicken becoming one with her napkin... it wouldn't come off! I'm serious, Megs actually ripped the napkin to get the chubby chicken off of it. Now I can just picture that stuff on the walls of her arteries. Mmmm. I don't usually eat chubby chicken anyways. I always look at the little mascot on the box and picture someone throwing him in a deep frier and then arranging his crispy little limbs in yellow boxes with fries.

...Then we went back to Megs's and did Gypsy cards! Okay. This was hilarious! For Megs, every card said she'd be successful and happy, then every other card said she wouldn't succeed at something. ...Like those out door ed. T-shirts, maybe... *whistles*
For Sunny, every single card told her she would fail, lose something, lose someone's affection, and that someone was out to get her. lmao!! That was so horrible!
Mine was by far the funniest. It kept coming up with 'problems at work' - haha - and relationship stuff. I got the heart again (big surprise) but this one said that 'merriment and gaiety will never leave you'. That's super. Me and Sunny did like, a dramatic reading for this one, then she got to a part that said: 'If you are having problems in your love life, the following Russian proverb will make you laugh: Love isn't a potato; you can't throw it out the window.' I swear to God I haven't laughed so hard in a coon's age! Haha, potato!!! You know, whenever I find a potato the first thing I do is throw it out the window. Every time. Haha. Potato.
Then Megs was getting us ice cream, and Sunny was reading something about 'heavenly bodies' and at that second Megs turned around (with ice cream) and said "Do you want some of this, Charlotte?"
Hahahahaha. Ohhh, good times. Then I smoked those sissies at Halo. hehe ;-)

'Georgy Porgy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and made them cry, when the boys came out he kissed them too 'cause he was Bi.'

Thankyou, Dimmy.

NiTe NiTe