Lay Off the Cocktail

wearing: white tank top, 'action' shorts
eating: nothing
listening to: 'uncle fucker' - Terence & Phillip

Look mommy!! I enabled comments!!!! *G A S P !*

. . .Just for the heck of it! The heck of it, ya'know! But if I become the recipient of comments that make fun, or in any way cripple my delicate little self esteem, (with the exception of "don't be a sissy" ;-) ) I will:
A) promptly disable said commenting privileges, and
B) use my blog as a tool to tarnish and shatter the image of said commenter.

Hehe!

Even though the only people I know that actually read this hooey are Mikey and Sunny. All in good fun, chaps. ...But then again, we all know what good fun leads to. *slaps* BITCH!!

Hehe!

'You need to lay off the cocktail, alright? Seriously. I'm worried about you, man.'

Today was the adventure race. All in all, I was pretty bored, but I did have some laughs. I was in charge of the 'egg drop' game, where one person lays on their back holding a paper cone with their mouth, and their partner cracks an egg and tries to get it into the cone from the height of 1m. I was really busy, and these two girls came along and watched two other teams step up to the challenge before it was their turn. I explained it to them, and they're all like 'aight, I understand', and I was holding the meter stick so she could crack the egg, but she just stood there. I was like '...whenever you're ready.' and she's like ''kay' and just dropped the whole egg on her friend's face. Haha! Vive la Stupidity! ...I gave them the point out of sheer amusement. (And a bit out of pity.) It was great.

This Saturday I might be catering an event for $8/hour with this creepy guy from my out door ed class. He's nice... just creepy. Well, I kinda need the money, plus it's a no-commitment kinda job. Like a one-night-stand. ...Of jobs. But if I go on Saturday I'll make close to $100 and I get to dress up all medieval-like! ...Sweet! Show me the money, baby! Ya ya!

Not much else to report. As for *BASTARD* ...hehe, no, I won't be going as low as calling him that. Because he's not - he's a really good person. Just complicated. Well, what is there to say? Right now to get the best understanding of where I'm at regarding him, listen to 'over my head' by Sum41. (Not to be confused with 'in to deep' by the same artist.) The tempo, the guitar, the lyrics... pretty much sum it up. Heh. Sum. Like Sum41! Three cheers for stating the obvious!

Toodles.