Don't count on me.
Mood: hungry. Where is my pizza?
Music: staind - right here waiting
So today I announced, with much conviction, that Mark Twain was the author of The Communist Manifesto.
...Because you can see how one might get Karl Marx and Mark Twain confused. And from now on I promise to pay attention in English class. (Oh wait. I passed that... with an 85. How did THAT happen?)
Also I am pleased to announce that I am now the owner of a purple leather dress. And here I am in a picture that makes me look about as portly as the beast that clothed me.
Music: staind - right here waiting
So today I announced, with much conviction, that Mark Twain was the author of The Communist Manifesto.
...Because you can see how one might get Karl Marx and Mark Twain confused. And from now on I promise to pay attention in English class. (Oh wait. I passed that... with an 85. How did THAT happen?)
Also I am pleased to announce that I am now the owner of a purple leather dress. And here I am in a picture that makes me look about as portly as the beast that clothed me.
Moo.Ciao, Darlings.
3 Comments:
I likes it.
Also, your random surrealism generator said something profound to me today:
Why did the exciting gold coin go to film premieres with the beetle? Because it was stapled to the hand-grenade pin!
Really?!? Well, listen to the dark, prophetic truths it is whispering to me right now...
"If you receive illegal cable TV on me, I'll whistle The Dambusters March at you... "
And how.
Purple leather dress eh? Looks good on you ;) Rawr :p
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