Look everybody, I'm kicking myself in the ass!

Mood: pleasant
Music: That stupid Gwen Stefani song is on in the kitchen. I think she needs some new material.

I should go onto my blogger profile and change my location setting to The Nation of Procrastination, because that World Issues essay that is due on Thursday? ...Naahhhh! I don't feel like working on that right now. Instead, I am going to do some other things such as drive to McDonalds (by the way, I hate McDonalds), play solitare, look up Greyhound fares for a trip to Grand Rapids, Michigan (don't ask), and review restaurants. (If the editor likes me, my reviews will be posted within one business week. Look for me on restaurantica.com under With the Grain and Carden St. Cafe. Perhaps I have a bright future in criticism.)

Also: Big news. I am becoming a lady, as I now own a sleek new pair of dress pants. Look out, High Society England! Anneliese Neumann is now the spitting image of sophistication!

Ta ta for now.

...Darlings.