Sub-Zero Temperatures
Mood: sabotaged. (Sabotage: Treacherous action to defeat or hinder a cause or an endeavor; deliberate subversion.)
Music: The Beatles - Yesterday
It is really gross out right now because there's snow everywhere that blows up and stings you in the eyeballs and it's minus nine but due to wind chill it's extra bitter and feels like it's minus twenty.
Just like a room with Bre in it.
Last night was a sad night in model history as Kim left America's Next Top Model with what appeared to be the last ounces of grace and dignity in London, England. All other ounces of grace and dignity had since fled the premisis in the shadow of Bre's wrath, for in the previous two episodes she has unveiled herself as some sort of gastly creature who preys upon joy and harmony and yearns to ravage the self-esteem of those rightfully percieved to be greater than it's self.
Because she spent TWENTY FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS on a shopping spree but could not be bothered to reimburse Nicole of five energy drinks which she poured down the sink in a fit of spite and rage.
And so, the world cried lastnight. And me and my good friend Paul got together and composed a song in Kim's honour.
This one's for you, Kim.
Ta Da!
3 Comments:
That's sooo depressing. Not to me of course... well, kinda, but only because I thought Kim was hot. No, it is more depressing because you're sad. Yeah. I'm sad because you're sad. Cheer up! You could be America's Idol!!!
You know what are two bad ways of cheering up?
1. Going to see RENT
2. Coming back and watching Rules of Attraction
Too much dieing and stuff.
Also, you posted your comment at the exact time that all the little children get out of school. Yay!
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