Joyful, Joyful!

Mood: joyful!
Music: The Doors - Hello I Love You

I have found a charming and wonderful Christmas gift for The Mother for a total of: TWO DOLLARS AND FORTY CENTS!!!! AHA! That's a whole $1.04 CHEAPER than my last cheap Christmast present, which rang in at a measley $3.44.

Rejoyce!

It's not that I hate my mother or anything. They were on sale at 70% off of $7.99. And I already bought her a present essential to her life for $17.25. (It was hair straighening spray.) Which means that 2005's gifts For The Mother have come to a total of $19.65. Which happens to be less than twenty dollars... Which means I am experiencing that warm fuzzy feeling right now.

Also. I had a dream where I was in the States and someone told me to go get brownies at the store (it was called the "A to Z Mart") and then handed me a shotgun for protection. Haha... I could have been in Toronto. Which leads me to a reason why I am a very awful person. Yesterday when I went to the bank there was a boy standing outside selling chocolate bars, and he was black, and he asked me if I wanted to buy a chocolate bar to support Children in Crisis, and my train of thought automatically went something like this:

(keyword:) Black Kid + (keyword:) Crisis = (inevitable result) GUN VIOLENCE!!! AH! Quick, buy TWO chocolate bars!!

And then later it occoured to me that I wasn't so much being generous as racially discriminative.

Now I must go and watch a documentary about the making of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Ta Da.