Lame enough to be cool? Possibly lame enough to surpass God!

Mood: mildly neurotic
Music: The Cure - Lost

In this post I will be talking about undoubtably the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me while on the internet. Okay. It started out like this - I was calling my Pretend Internet Boyfriend a 'pedefile' while simultaneously google-ing the word 'pedefile' in hopes of possibly improving my spelling. However, google sucked the big one in terms of aiding my spelling. But that is unimportant, because what I did find was this:

so this duck flies into the window of a liquor store and asks the shopkeep for some lemons, the shopkeep says no and the duck flies away, five minutes later the duck comes back and asks for lemons, the shopkeep says no again, duck flies away but comes back five minutes later and says "hey shopkeep, got any lemons?" the shopkeep says no again and the duck leaves, the duck comes back five minutes later and asks for lemons again and the shopkeep yells "If you ask me for lemons one more time im gonna nail your feet to the wall like a living trophy!" the duck got all sad and flew away, and flies back five minutes later and asks "hey shopkeep got any nails?" shopkeep replied, "no, why?" and the duck happily replied "oh goodie, got any lemons?"

Hahaha! Oh man... I think I've evolved in some way through reading that.

Ta Da!