How come I don't get a movie??

Mood: bored
Music: J. Lo - Get Right

*shakes head*

Yesterday, The Mother, Jake the Snake and I went to see the 40-Year Old Virgin. There is a segment in this movie in which the Virgin's co-workers work hard to inspire some sense of fun in him, partially by turning an every-day granny smith apple into a smoking apparatus.

So... Guess what stroke of inventive genius befell my brother upon arriving at home!!

*sigh* Oh well. I suppose once you take into account that he enjoys movies such as A Clockwork Orange and Full Metal Jacket, and spends days playing GTA: San Andreas, making a bong out of an apple is a pretty harmless copycat stunt.

Ta Da!

(PS. If you are down to your last $10 and you are aching to see a movie, see Red Eye!!!)
(PSS. If you are aching to see a movie and you live in Chicago, come to Guelph instead.)