get me out of here!!!

Mood: I'mmmm Booooooorrreeeddd
Music: The Nightmare Before Christmas - Sally's Song

Tonight at dinner I realized how much I need to get the hell out of Guelph.
I. Need. Out.
I need to go camping!

And lucky for me the family camping excursion is just around the corner. Ha! Lucky indeed... My relatives are great, but no!! I do not want to look after your children 24/7! --Or yours!! That is not on my agenda!! I plan to sit here, by the fire, and enjoy a couple of drinks at my leisure. And after that, I plan to go swimming. Alone. Where it is deep. And where I can possibly take my top off should the mood strike. And no, I don't think I desire your children to be around me when I do that. Thank you.

Gah!!!