Guess who's back, back again!

Mood: sleepy
Music: Our Lady Peace - Clumsy

Today before departing on our adventure, Cat, Mikey and I donned similar silver tattoos from the dollar store. Hee! Which reminded me of something.

For the past few days I've been enjoying a private joke with myself. This past Saturday while out with friends, a teeny bopper magazine was purhcased by one friend owing to the allure of a whole sheet of sparkling tattoos that accompanied the purchase of said magazine.
Amongst the usul array of kanji characters and floral patterns, celebrities faces also graced the mix. We divied them up evenly untill it came to one particular tattoo that nobody seemed to take to...
"Okay. Who wants Hilary Duff?"
[Looks of disgust plague all those in immediate viscinity. All, except one. Me.]
"I do!!" I shout, unable to hide my zeal-- I had just the place for her!!

And so for the past three days I've giggled on the inside knowing that Hilary's smile which has captivated millions was now adorning my right ass-cheek.

...On a darker note however, it seemed as if Hilary could not stand up with the ungodly substances present in Elora's swimming hole. She is now gone... washed away forever, though her smile has touched me dearly.

The reason we ended up in Elora? Because the good swimming spot, Rockwood, was closed on account of accomidating the filming of Cheaper by the Dozen II, starring... Hilary Duff. (Bitch!!)

I should have rolled down my window and mooned the park administers - like they'd've noticed the difference! The likeness was uncanny, we'd have gotten in for sure! *sigh* I'd have so liked to have that picture autographed...

Anyways, it's behind me now (no pun intended). I'd like to end this post on one thought: why do geese have no sense of humor?? If I were a goose I would so totally look at all the people swimming in Elora and say: "Ha ha!! They're frolicking about in my TOILET!!! Who's the superior being NOW?!"

ta da.