Brand Spankin' New

Mood: bitchy
Music: The Killers - midnight show

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The current bout of re-effing-diculous hot weather coupled by a general lack of air conditioning in most facilities has meant I am in a constant state of bitchy/tired (due to no sleep because of excruciating heat) or bitchy/angry (on account of my right of not sweating to death is being violated by my landlords failure to instal air conditioning) or just plain old all-around bitchery where I just bitch about everything and then some. ie- Its soooo hot! / My thighs are sweaty! / I want a f***ing margarita!

IT SUCKS!

...Onward.

Yes, Friday was my formal. I actually didn't have a date but I improvised with two fine lady friends aka Charlotte and Lady Red. So just imagine me, with like, Vanna White x2. Yes, I got that lucky. ;-) haha.
I threw on my vintage wedding gown (which, might I smugly announce, stole the show!) and I braved the red lipstick (my lips were redder than a fire truck!) and then went and ate sauteed pears and danced to crappy music for four hours. Yay! It was fun though. I really enjoyed myself - I'm just kind of a bitch right now because its SO EFFING HOT!!!


We're Effing Hot!

I think I'll go throw on a string bikini and coerce someone into taking me to Dairy Queen.

Ta Da.