The days of brazen bitchery are upon us

Mood: :-P
Music: Don't Phunk with my Heart - Black Eyed Peas

Oh joy, our Drama council is now more American than ever with our own little Bush/Cheney thing going on. And I get to be part of it. Hooray.

Fabio presents Bush, an egotistical dick who couldn't run a convienience store let alone a country

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Bitchface presents Cheney, a vicious self-centered scheemer who seeks self-gain at the expense of others

Maybe it won't be as bad as I think... hell, Fabio is an okay guy - I'm just not sure he's aware of the work that comes with Presidency. Here are my two main fears:

1. Fabio won't do anything.
2. Bitchface will: a) follow suit, b) turn the council into a clique, or c) a little bit of both

And the funny thing is, dispite any/all the homicidal feelings I may have towards Bitchface, this prediction is not biased. I based it mainly on her stellar performance at Sears, where she was on both Sound and Hosting duites.

Her entire contribution consisted of converting oxygen into CO2 while warming up the chair (or two) next to Whoremonger while he did blocking. Also, she was such a good crew member that she didn't once show up when she was actually needed to run through sound, leaving me to scramble and find a replacement a week before the show. And she was such a good host that I got pulled out of class when she neglected to show up for hosting duties... though apparently she was well enough to come and park her ass up in the tech booth. Hmm. Yeah, that's definately President material right there. (And by the way I was being sarcastic.)

Also. Listen to her when she talks and within two minutes you'll likely pick up on at least one of her most favorite subjects:

1. How great/funny/cool/'popular' she is
2. How stupid/lame/gross/fat someone else is
3. How downright amazing she is dispite her life being (and I quote) "a living hell" (ie. they got pizza but she wanted chinese)
4. Divulging something someone else told to her, to show off how great/funny/cool/'popular' she is
5. Gossip in general, so long as she remains the center of attention (or at least the center of Whoremonger's attention, because if that does not happen massive pouting will ensue)

So... yeah. Given her attraction to ass-kissers, I wouldn't be surprised if a circle of adoring people all washing her feet is exactly what she has in mind. Which brings me back to the politics - God bless America!

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