Hooray for Stalking!

Mood: delighted
Music: Alanis Morresette - Uninvited

Yesterday! I totally went onto Hot or Not and saw A GUY!!!!! Not just ANY guy persay, but an EXACT (well, close enough) copy of ELIJAH WOOD! ...WOO freaking HOO!! Because we all know what this means!! -- I might actually have a chance!!! Praise the LORD!!


"Severe Hottie"
And I may or may not have become weak from near-swoonage. And I might have bookmarked his page, enabling myself to return frequently for continual viewing pleasure. And there is a chance that between the time this picture was discovered and now, my computer background has mysteriously changed it's self to the exact likeness of this image. ...How random!

Anyways. I would like to end by informing you all that over the weekend I had a dream that Mr. Goldstein lived inside a giant mushroom and that the cast of Waiting headed by Fabio and Mrs. Bergen, with the help of a few charming little elves, threw him a surprise birthday party.

Yeah. I don't know either.

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