..the fun continues

Mood: content
Music: green day - holiday

As you see I am amongst the most creative of writers. But having a computer define my social status was not the ONLY thing I got done in class -- Oh no! On the same site I also found a powerful and mysterious LoVe CoMpAtIbiLiTy TeStEr!!!

Oh yes I did. And now, being the heartbreaker I am, I'm going to reveal how much I love people - using their real first names, of course. I'm all about the authenticity!

Mikey = 64%
Megs = 64%
Charlotte = 15%
Spunki = 61%
Amy = 51%
The Russian = 64%
Whoremonger = 41%
Fabio = 51%
Christopher = 62%
Nick Nick = 51%
Brother of the Fab = 51%
Elijah Wood = 69%
Jake Gyllenhaal = 74%

Which means I mostly love all of you except the ones that suck. Like Charlotte. I dunno what happened, baby.

But more than anyone I love Joe.

Joe likes porn.

Joe owns 1984 by George Orwell on tape.

Joe and I are 95% compatible.

Ta Da.