"How can I compete with pretty girls and cocaine?"

Mood: excellent, due to recent discovery of Mini Egg cache
Music: Scissor Sisters - Mary

Okay, ever since I was in France I've had this weird re-occouring dream where a pod of orcas is trying to eat me, and I end up seeking refuge on an oil rig and fighting them off with tasers! Gah! Damn you Shamu!!

So now that we're all done spying on my nemisis (I've decided to keep an eye on him... watching my back, just incase...) I will inform you that I have taken the innitiative to decipher what my dream means... dun dun DUN! So here we go.

Orca
To see an orca in your dream, signifies distrust and suspicious motives.
(I knew that Shamu was up to somethin'!!!)

Water
To see water in your dream, symbolizes your unconscious and your emotional state of mind. Water is the living essence of the psyche and the flow of life energy.
(Okay, great, so my water is full of distrust and suspicious motives. Hmm. I knew there was something funny about it...)

Weapons (ie. taser?)
To see or hold a weapon in your dream, indicates a need to defend and protect yourself emotionally and/or physically. You are experiencing some conflict in your waking life. Alternatively, it suggests a fear of sexuality.
(Eesh... this dreaming business is more depressing than me thunk.)

Blue
Blue represents truth, wisdom, heaven, eternity, devotion, tranquility, loyalty and openness. The presence of this color in your dream, may symbolize your spiritual guide and your optimism of the future. You have clarity of mind.
(That's good! ...Right? RIGHT!? Well, then I hit this next tidbit:)
...Depending on the context of your dream, the color blue may also be a metaphor of "being blue" and feeling sad.
(Pssh... Thanks, Blue! Thanks for stealing my sunshine!!)

Gray
Gray indicates fear, fright, depression, ill health, ambivalence and confusion. You may feel emotionally distant or detached.
(...Yay?)

SO! According to dreammoods.com, my emotional state is filled with distrust against suspicious motives, which I must protect myself from emotionally and phiscally as I climb out of my ocean of sadness onto my rig of ambivalence and confusion... riight.

I think I am ready for some chocolate now.

Ta Da!