Hello Boobies

Mood: tired...
Music: Sarah Mclachlan - Possession

I find it weird that I'm the only one in my household that finds it weird that one may enjoy a crisp, charming view of my neighbor's dining room from the comfort of my very own loo. Seriously. My neighbor's architecht must have been some kind of creepy pervert as he strategically organized the center of his household to overlook my john. What kind of person does that!?!? Ever since I've reached the withering heights of 5'5", I've become extremely self-concious every time I venture into my bathroom. It's dangerous!! If I'm not carefull, I walk right out of the shower and it's "Why, hello! BOOBIES!" to whoever happens to be eating breakfast next door. Don't believe me? See for yourself:

Annnd the close-up:

There you can clearly see said window. AND their eldest son playing basketball...

...People wonder why this perturbs me. Well, if they lived under the constant threat of inadvertantly exposing themselves to a ten-year-old boy they might feel a little perturbed too.

I rest my case.

...Ta Da.