Best. Weekend. Ever.

Mood: happy:sad = 10000:100 ...kind of thing.
Music: REM - losing my religion

Damn.

Europe has nothin' on Guelph.

This March Break I spent some time with my Pretend Internet Boyfriend, only without the 'Internet'. ...And without the 'Pretend'.

Needless to say, every second was delicious. But the first day was rather excruciating because on the outside I was all like [..........] but on the inside I was all like [!!!!!!!!!!] but then, by the second day, everything was all like:

Hallelujah!

And now I'm all like, sounding crazy. And stuff.

So I give you a list of strange and wonderous things about my Pretend Internet Boyfriend:

1. He has pretty eyes. Pretty pretty pretty!
2. He's all soft and cuddly-like
3. He smells like a sexy pineapple
4. He opens the door all the way for the people in the movie theatre, thereby saving all of their lives incase of fire!
5. His smile is severely contageous
6. Close proximity to or contact with above mentioned Pretend Internet Boyfriend results in a rare, unexplained drug-like state of euphoria accompanied by the absence of insecurities
7. He is friend and family approved!

OHMYGAWDHOWDIDIEVERGETTOBESODAMNLUCKY?!?!?!?

...Speaking of so damn lucky, did I mention that my friends kick absolute supreme ass? And that they are the best? And that I love them? And that they throw a rockin' party? And give the best presents ever?

Best Presents Ever Include:

• Booze money and CD of Selected Zelda Themes courtesy of the Ever-Wonderful Chirstopher
• A collection of only the best essentials from Cat and Ben, including a delux array of CHOCOLATE!
• Half of The Body Shop and a handy-dandy Nightmare Before Christmas tin of peppermints from Robbie Baby
• Elegant amethyst earrings and a classy beer mug from my lovely Pretend Internet Boyfriend
• IOU dinner from Kristi and IOU gourmet chocolate from Mulligan
• BEST PARTY EVER courtesy of best friends ever Mikey and Cat

Annnd I'm Spent!