I'm back and better than ever.
Mood: HUNGRY!
Music: Slipknot - Vermilion
So, today I was nearly run over by a speeding cookie delivering vehicle. Because I guess somebody somewhere was in a terribly urgent need of cookies.
But my, what a cruel and ironic fate that would have been...
Anywhoo! Since I have no regular friends who are nineteen and can go to bars with me (or who are't nineteen, but have fake IDs), I am importing one! From where else, but Germany! Hurrah! Instant Oktoberfest! (...Or not.)
Her name is Caroline and she's coming to Canada so that she may work and be trilingual. And also, she likes gelato. Which means she is already in the club! (Well... in my club at least.) We're pen pals! Ha! Bet you're jealous...
Oh, on that note, there's just one more thing I'd like to brag about today. Actually I've been meaning to brag for a while -- The most sarcastic girl in the world got a Valentine's Day present!! . . .Excellent! (No, really! this one's actually worth getting excited about!!)
Music: Slipknot - Vermilion
So, today I was nearly run over by a speeding cookie delivering vehicle. Because I guess somebody somewhere was in a terribly urgent need of cookies.
But my, what a cruel and ironic fate that would have been...
Anywhoo! Since I have no regular friends who are nineteen and can go to bars with me (or who are't nineteen, but have fake IDs), I am importing one! From where else, but Germany! Hurrah! Instant Oktoberfest! (...Or not.)
Her name is Caroline and she's coming to Canada so that she may work and be trilingual. And also, she likes gelato. Which means she is already in the club! (Well... in my club at least.) We're pen pals! Ha! Bet you're jealous...
Oh, on that note, there's just one more thing I'd like to brag about today. Actually I've been meaning to brag for a while -- The most sarcastic girl in the world got a Valentine's Day present!! . . .Excellent! (No, really! this one's actually worth getting excited about!!)
CHOCOLATE FLOWERS!!!!!
Ha! The best of BOTH worlds, bitches!
I feel like we're on a roll here. Now, for the next holiday that no one cares about (namely, St. Patrick's Day), I'd like a trio of leprechauns to serve me a breakfast of Lucky Charms in bed while dancing and singing drinking songs. With whiskey. Lots of whiskey. And potatoes.
Go Ireland, go!
Ta Da.
1 Comments:
Hey I like St. Patty's day :p Green beer, whiskey, a bit of Irish stew followed by more beer. Whats not to love? And a bit of Irish cream...St. Patty's day...In my opinion one of the best holidays of the year. You can get totally shit faced and as long as you wear green no one cares ~_^
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