A Valentine's Day Reminder

Mood: blah
Music: STOP! In the name of love - Diana Ross and the Supremes

I was taking a leisurely stroll downtown the other day, and I couldn't help deriving an important lesson from two consecutive window displays at the local over-priced trend outlet (right) and maternity store (left), as seen below:

It is important to remember, especially now at such a romantic time of year, that in one passionate moment of ecstasy (or maybe not so much so) THIS

Can easily ammount to THIS



(The coffee cups are included for all the sleep you WON'T be getting.)

So kids, this Valentine's day, remember

NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

...Or you can just be like me and treat yourself to a strawberry tart from With the Grain. All the pleasure, only half the mess! Woo Hoo.

...Happy Corperately Reinforced Love Day.