I'm a preppy geek who's great in bed!

Mood: fantastic!
Music: Our Lady Peace - Innocent

...And I'm also a hooker to boot. Yep. That's right.
This morning at practice the senior girls demonstrated a scrum, and origionally another girl was our hooker. But before we even started, the coach stopped us in our tracks and promptly made us switch places - because, clearly Anneliese is what we call prime hooker material! YEAH!!

Anywhoo. If you too would like an amusing title and or screen name, please consult the following information: (p.s. I took this straight out of a forward and remain completely unaccountable for any use of the term "ur" as in, "I'm too lazy to add two more letters and make an actual word":)


Body:
January- Slutty
February- Preppy
March- Horny
April- Punk
May- Adorable
June- Nerdy
July- Popular
August- Talkative
September- Beautiful
October- Pretty
November- Gothic
December- Ugly

What day is ur birthday?

1- Beauty Queen
2- Model
3- Ninja
4- Actor
5- Power-Ranger
6- Slut
7- Geek
8- surgeon
9- Crack-Whore
10- Dog
11- Angel
12- Caution Freak
13- Irish Man
14- Candy Cane
15- Sex Maniac
16- Alcoholic
17- Teacher's Pet
18- Stoner
19- Pirate
20- Fairy
21- Princess
22- Surfer
23- Piece of Pizza
24- Hottie
25- Druggie
26- Punk
27- Rockstar
28- Poser
29- Drama Queen
30- Hooker
31- Care Bear

What color is your
hair?

blonde= Who's sexually frustrated
brown= Who's great in bed
black= Who needs a life
red= Who loves to ride emus
pink= who loves to make out

(p.s.s I also love how "surgeon" is the only title that's an improper noun.)

Ta da.