Wednesday, January 12, 2005

The only thing worse than being Anneliese is NOT being Anneliese

Mood: elated
Music: Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself (sugarpie honeybunch)
Number of Days that Remain ' till International Anneliese Day: 26

Today I am very excited for a number of reasons.

Reason number one: Tomorrow is Thursday, yet I can wear any pants I want on account of I am done working at Hair Fax and the outfit restrictions no longer apply to me! w00t! Also, I can now expose the naked flesh of my arms like a crazy burlesque woman... if I so choose to do so. ...Which I don't. On account of it is January. But still!! How sweet is this freedom... I could wear lime green spandex if I wanted to!! Not like I own any lime green spandex, I'm just saying -- knowing that I have that option makes me very happy indeed. :-)

Reason number two: I am currently listening to Four Tops, soon to be followed up by something by David Bowie and then perhaps a bit of Mozart, just to get things winded down.

Reason number three: The University application deadline has been extended to THIS FRIDAY, therefore aloting me with three more days to procrastinate.

Reason number four: I turn eighteen in 26 days -- people! Do. You. Know. What. This. MEANS!?!? ...I can write my own notes to the school when I am absent!!! I have never tasted liberty such as this before -- and I feel just like the kids on the Pampers commercials, SING IT! Mommy, WOW! I'm - a - big - kid - NOW ! (Almost! :-D )

Reason number five: Today I finished reading The Virgin Suicidese by Jeffery Eugenides - which was an okay book untill the ending which HITS YOU LIKE A BUS!! Well, that's what it was like for me anyways, except I've never been hit by a bus before so I might be lieing. What I am trying to say is I found it to be a greatly enjoyable piece of literature, and I recommend it to anyone, especially if you have a taste for a black humor. You can borrow my copy if you like, except it is currently recovering from a bit of water damage it attained today in our freak mid-January thunderstorm. HELLO THIS IS CANADA!!! Frick. First our hockey disappears and now our SNOW! Who'd have ever thought I'd complain about a lack of snow, but here I am! So, nature, I'm only going to say this once -- STOP SCREWING AROUND!

Reason number six: Queer Eye is on in eight minutes!!!


Also, I can think of one more reason that is alot more conspicuous than those ones but that is for another day, my friends. ;-) *giggles*

I would like to share with you a werid dream I had last night.

I was sitting on a pine bench in an immaculate garden at GCVI -- hooray for Environment Club you FINALLY DID SOMETHING -- oh wait, that was in my imagination, sorry. ...But back to the story! I was sitting in this immaculate garden when all of a sudden I was approached by this girl that for blog's sake we will call Marissa.
Now, Marissa and I do not speak in real life, because, dispite being acquainted for four years, we've never really said anything to eachother to begin with. Funny how that happens. Anyways, Dream Marissa sat down next to me in the immaculate garden and began pouring out her soul. Seriously. I got her whole life's story in about five minutes. And then she began asking me for advice about boys (like I would know hahaha) and then about a specific boy, who, in real life I find, for lack of a more annoying phraise, reeeeeaaaalllll cuuuuuuuuttteee and then, to my horror, Dream Marissa asked me what I would think of "her and _______".

And so, I responded with: "No Marissa. I think that smells like poo."


HA HA! w00t! ...Go me!!



Ta Da.

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