Child Genius

Mood: tired
Music: Emiliana Torrini - Summerbreeze
Number of Days that Remain 'till International Anneliese Day: 28

Yesterday I began the grueling task of cleaning out my room. During this courageous undertaking, I uncovered most impressive artifacts such as my grade 6 SQRT (acronym for Super Quiet Reading Time) folder, therein containing five scholarly reviews of the works of R. L. Stine. My favourtie being my criticizm of the litterary masterpeice The First Scream, where the paper asked me which character I would be and why, I answered with (and I quote) :

No one. Because every one's life sucks.

Ha ha! I wish I could go back in time just so I could pat myself on the back and tell me how cool I am. And then take me out for ice cream... Mmmm, ice cream!

I also found a letter that I apparently wrote to aliens while I was supposed to be undergoing my mandatory grade six testing. The amazing part is that the letter seems somewhat serious ("Hello. My name is Anneliese Joan Neumann and I am twelve years old..." etc). Oh, and for those of you who don't know, I was unquestionably the hight of popularity at Victory Public School.*Ahem*

...What? Why ever are you glancing upon me with that mistrustful glint in your eyes??

Anyways, back to the story! By far the most impressive artifact was one 'Nuts The Squirrel', in origional packaging!!!

$$$

This was for sure going to make me a millionaire, or, at the very least, whisk me through my first three years of University.

Ingenius.