Ho Ho Hoq (wahts supposed dto be an exc;amayin mark)

I'm trying to figure out why my pictures have ceased to work. I do not suppose it is because of the server, it could be becvause i tinker4ed woth them half-frunk. (Drunk, rthaat is.)

Haha. Look at me type. like a chimp, I tell you. just call me koko.

I promise to do a translation of that later. w00t! nothin makse merry like a smirnoff or two. and maybe a swig of irish mist... or whatever that crap us. uggh. it was gross. but i tell you... i felt i had to drink SOMETHIGN! i mean, it's Christmas, okay? JESUS'S BIRTHDAY, people?!?!? hell, Jesus was known to whip up some mighty fine brews hiomself, the old chap! (at least im pretyt syre that was the bible... it might have been rumpelstiltsken or whoever i am not completely sure. bu5t alomsot. ) who says I can't be merry... RAH RAH RAH!!! ho hoho. Oh and I had another bad run in with the Maestro concerning bitcbface harlot slut which may or may not have enabled me to be overzealous with the smirnoff intake.
...BUT ITS OVER NOW, OKWY?? okay? thats better. it's all better. He called and we talked about hypnosis and Mindless Self Indilgence and Better Beef and IM OOOOOOOKAY! but fuck. motehrfucker ihate that broad. do do do do do... fiddle dee dee!
(haha. i said but fuck. haha like butt... eww.)

Geeze... I'll do another christmas entry tomorrow when I'm ehhh... more capable of doing so.

CHEERS!

HAPPY bIRTHDAY jESUS!!!!!!!! w00T!!!!!!

ta da