Adopt me, Miss Honey!

Mood: gay (as in happy)
Music: Chantal Kreviazuk - Far Away

Everyone look at the wonderful Christmas present I recieved, compliments of Megs and Char (Sunny).


Do I not have the most thoughtful friends in all the world?

V Dawg and I ran the festive assembly today, and I have to say it wasn't bad. There were some other old chaps with us aswell, and The Maestro was nowhere in sight due to some festive bloodwork. Errgh... he's going prematurely senile or something... I mean, what seventeen year old needs monthly bloodwork? Oh!! Oh!! HAPPY THOUGHT!! Okay... the other day I was discussing The Maestro with a friend of mine, and our conversation went something like this:
"...Well, I dunno about that, Derek's pretty feminine."
"Is he gay?"
HAHA! GAY! Well, my first reaction was to hope he isn't gay because seeing as I went out with him that would either mean I am manly enough to attract gay people or I turned him away from women forever.
...But then I got to thinking how freaking hillarious it would be if he was gay!!! HAHA! Derek. Gay. ...Gay as a three-dollar bill. LMAO!!!

Ta Da.

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