Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Mood: amused
Music: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy themesong (All Things)

Ha ha!

Here is a conversation I had with the little five-year-old boy I babysit.

[Watching Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed]

Me: You know Freddie and Dafney are married in real life??

Liam [amazed] : Really??

Me: Yep

. . .

Liam: I am going to marry a gurl, who's... even MORE bootiful dan YOU!

Me: ...Oh. Thanks.

Liam: And she's going to be SOO COOL dat her clothes can LIGHT UP!!

Me [intrigued] : Oh yeah? ...What else?

Liam: ...and her hat... has GADGETS that come out of it!!!

Me: Wow. She must be beautiful then!



...I love this kid.