Mrs. Brightside
Mood: unobjectionable
Music: Stray Cats - Look at that Cadillac
I think I'm seriously running out of post titles!!! GAH!
Anywhoodle, I have stolen a new batch of CDs from The Father. I would like to announce that I love this song. The saxophone or trumpet or whatever big bellowing brass insturment in the background that's caressing my eardrums makes me want to make love to everything I see. (Not really. But that's how good it is.) Do-do-do-do-do-do-DO-DOOOO!
I am a little disappointed in my beloved Guelph Storm this season. My formerly glorius champions now, quite frankly, suck and are disbanding one by one... the latest to say goodbye was Adam Dennis - and I'm not even saying this because he's good looking, I can't even picture his face (though I can recall glancing at his err... other assets a fair number of times) I'm saying it because he's a friggin good goalie and Guelph is going to come together in unison and cry like little girls in his absence. Just you wait. Anyways... I'm not sure how bad we're sucking officially because when I went to their website I couldn't find the scoreboard anywhere as if I had been foiled in their sneaky attempt to hide their shame! ...Then again there is a possibility that I just can't navigate the web - you never know... but what I was getting at is we're sucking pretty bad. And I would like things to change... *sniff* because... *choke* 'cause it really hurts... *cry*
Hehe. But I would like to thank OHLer's Robin Big Snake (yes, that is his real name) and Igor Gongalsky for providing my father and I with a most entertaining conversation regarding ethnicity that I will not be posting here but made Mikey and I laugh our asses off. Oh my dear friends, enjoy it while it lasts because my life is just so funny that I'll soon be assless. You know you want it.
Haha. I kid.
Tomorrow is Tuesday and that makes me very happy.
Ta Da!
Footnote. For future refrence The Maestro is now officially to be referred to as 'Whoremonger' and Bitchface as... well, Bitchface. Just to accomidate current circumstances which I am sure you will hear more about as soon as I am overcome with an urgency to rant. But I leave you with this:
"A Series of Unfortunate Events": may it be a precursor of things to come.
1 Comments:
If by 'world' you mean 'demented illusion that they alone are the only two human beings in the universe with the capacity to feel and to understand one another', then yes, I can see where you're coming from. Chirstina is like a disease made up of selfishness, ignorance and dishonesty - unfortunately she has stricken my friend, the weak one, and killed off all traces of sweetness and sincerity that once drew us so close, so far as I can see. She must be purged before she takes any more casualties. ...It's just disgusting how a person can go ahead and sideswipe a friend who'd done nothing but right to her in persuit of her own childish, selfish fantasy. And it's disgusting how this behaviour is generally accepted -- when character is slave to hormone.
Ha, I say! Down with the bitch!
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