Pass the Cock!

wearing: tommy shirt that is pink, blue shorts.
eating: PIE!!!!!!!
listening to: Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades by Brand New

Oh, life is full of adventures. Today I had the pleasure of eating not one, but two different kinds of pie... what can I say? I don't discriminate.
Today the pop-up ads on my computer are having a sexual revolution. I don't know what Jake the Snake was doing all day, but the repercussions are a little raunchy for my taste...

Anywhoo! Lastnight Mikey had a jolly good sleepover with Coke, 'Natural Born Killers', and laughter abound. The guest list included: myself as the only girl, but of course The Mother will not be finding out about that, Mikey of course seeing as we slept in his basement, The Maestro who I am still quite at odds with, Mack, Gimpy, and Fabio, who was content to sit on me for the majority of our little get-together.
We pretty much pulled an all-nighter, minus about a half hour or so. By about seven-thirty I could have sworn the wooden ducks by the stairs were moving their necks and looking around. Fabio brought a twelve pack of Coca-Cola, and when he went to criticize us for consuming it too quickly, it came out: "You guys are going through the cock too fast!" Ha ha... and so was born the expression 'Pass the Cock!'
I only got about an hour and a half of sleep, which didn't happen until about eight o'clock. There were a couple of times when I zoned out and went to my 'weird place' if you will, the previously discussed pensive state before sleep which typically doesn't go very well... but I fought it off to the tune of 'Hey Boy, Hey Girl' and all was well.
In the morning The Maestro concocted BLT-like offerings for the remaining partygoers. I have to give him this much - they were quite tasty! But you know how that old saying goes... 'A prick that concocts scrumptious offerings is still a prick.'

Har!