stoppit.

wearing: pink and white halter top, new york hoodie, 'tyte' jeans
eating: nada
listening to: "Across the Universe" by The Beatles

Today a fourteen-year-old Jake the Snake got drunk at one o'clock in the afternoon at the annual family reunion. It was funny. He approached the cooler of my uncle Martin and aunt Carol, the two parents who can do no wrong, and asked "Mind if I take a rummage through here?"
"Oh, go ahead." Replied my charitable aunt. "There's water and juice boxes..." She continued. His efforts were fruitless.
"I don't think that's what he's looking for." I said to her with a smirk, as my dear brother expanded his rummaging to my grandparent's cooler. This time he hit the motherload, and pocketed a Molson infront of the ever watchful and ever disapproving eyes of my uncle Martin.
Over the course of a couple hours, I kept tabs on the kid, and he drank:
2 cans of some cheap stuff my dad buys
2 bottles of molson
1 smirnoff cooler
1 sleeman

A list that would surely make the old man proud.

Not much else to report. I know I've said this before, but I think I'm starting to get somewhere on The Maestro front. Today I didn't have quite the hold on the malicious thoughts as I usually do, and some of them managed to make their way onto MSN. Part of our conversation went something like (because he had to set the table for his mother):
"Well I'm glad someone's found a use for you."
"That's one good use for me ^^"
"I know a good use for you - falling down a flight of marble stairs! I'd laugh."
"But wouldn't glass stairs be more fulfilling?"
"No, I think the cold, hard, unforgiving marble would do just the trick."
"But the glass could shatter and tear apart my insides ^^"
I think it was at that point that I said stop it. It's like one of his poems I read one time where he ends up getting shot in the stomach - It creates a mental picture that gives me a really uncomfortable feeling. So what if I'm pissed at him, I don't like his self-bashing talk. I never have.

Anyways... Oh. I'm writing a story at Mikey's non-serious request. I just got into it, and it's fun and should be finished sometime within a week.

Go team Anneliese!

Ta Da!