Great Ambitions

Mood: alright
Music: Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm

I've another feat to add to my list of Life's Ambitions.

At work they've introduced a system for cashiers that rates their performance, and blocks them into either the 100th, 75th, 50th or 25th percentile.

There's this little legend of symbols such as "$" which means you should use the countertop scanner more often, or "#" which means you're using the quantity key too much. However, if you do well, or even excel at these small tasks, they come up in a little list beside your number with the word "great" or "excellent" beside them, and so it reads something like ">#*t@$ good".
Right now I'm in the 75th percentile, but that's not good enough for me. Oh, no. For, my new ambition in life, from this day forward, is to become a >#*$ing excellent cashier!!

Yeah baby!

Ta da.