Welcome to the family!

I now have a brand-new STAT COUNTER!!!! (Sidebar! Sidebar! Sidebar!) Right now I have it set to count every single alt.anne page load... SO! Read an entry? THAT'S A STAT!!! Leave a comment? THAT'S A STAT TOO!!!!! Refresh the page a bunch of times so that you may have a conversation with my Random Surrealism Generator? HEY! THAT IS ALSO A STAT! In fact, that is many, MANY STATS! (Though kind of strange...) So as a general rule of thumb, the numbers are between three to five times higher than they actually are which means, as you can see, that my head is about three to five times bigger than it should be.

...Just jokes. I get to look at pretty graphs that don't lie. And you don't get to see them.

And I am very happy because for once, technology and I have worked together in harmony! YAY!

Ta Da

[Edited to say: apparently there is a link to my blog from the land of the rising sun. Who knew?]