Crazy People!!!

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Holy crap! I just came across the most re-freaking-diculous web page in existance! Even though the first instinct is to laugh your ass off, if you take the time to read past the first couple of paragraphs it really is quite... something. Here's the link [turn speakers up for maximum humor]:

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/sexual_crimes.htm

In this article by David J. Stewart you will find such wisdom as the following:

"... many women have been dragged into an alley or an abandoned area to be sexually assaulted by someone who watched a lewd singer like Britney Spears". The people dragging random strangers into alleys are sociopaths ie. people severely afflicted with specific personality disorders. Britney Spears, although deeply annoying, does not induce personality disorders.

"Some heathens would also argue that parents are responsible for what there children watch."
It's official - I'm a heathen. Well, DUH! Of course parents are responsible for what their(watch that spelling Dave, it's a tricky one) children watch! But while permitting a child to watch a Britney Spears video is one thing, allowing that child to shimmy around in a tube top and low-rise jeans with a neon pink thong peeking out is an entirely different issue. Choose your battles.

On the topic of Muslims (or as our devout Catholic, Dave, likes to say, "Moslems") and "the godless feminism in America that often turns women into lesbians" :

"Although I cannot praise them for being part of a FALSE RELIGION that is going to take them to hell, I certainly can praise them for keeping their bodies covered." Oh Dave, you sexist judgemental idiot. Women, like men, have a right to dress however they are most comfortable, and shouldn't have to cover up every inch of skin just because some men, perhaps like yourself, have an urge to fuck everything that walks. Get over it. And try whacking off every once in a while, it may relieve some of that built-up tension.

And then, my personal favourite:

"In a society that is increasingly accepting homosexuals as welcome neighbors, a sleazy whore like Britney Spears is also accepted." There's no question that Britney Spears is a sleaze, she hooked up with a married man who had one kid and another on the way. But that's not the issue for me. I'm so sick of homophobia. All a person really needs in life on an emotional level is unconditional love, and to say that one person can't find that in another person of the same gender is to say that God's love, the supposed greatest love of all, really isn't all-encompassing and isn't eternal. And therefore God isn't flawless. And therefore God is no better than me or you or Jack the Ripper. And I disagree!

Blah! This was all based on literal interpertation of The King James Bible. So, basically what we have here is an entire legion of people who're brainwashed by a book published in 1611 (an era when it was fashionable and considered highly attractive to wear lead on your face) which is but one (ONE!!!) translation of ancient scripture into English, one of the most complex languages in the world.

Gah!!! Shallow minds...

Over.