...We have created an idol!!!

Mood: grrrrrreat!
Music: My Chemical Romance - Thank You For The Venom

Right now is the first time in over 24 hours that I've worn any form of pants! (Excluding the underpant variety. I'm not that indecent.) Hehehe! (And they're blue short-shorts two years out of date!) ...That's what codeine will do for you, folks.

Oh man does my face ever look fat! HAHA! You HAVE to see this... oh, how orthodontics have ravaged my once slender oval visage...

Normal Anne vs. Fatty McFatface

Ah, hahahahaha! I look like a damn gopher! He heee!

Also. Because he is such a nice guy, The Russian brought me back an arrowhead from a ghost town in Arizona!! And it's my new lucky charm, 'cause I don't even remember grabbing it but I held it in my hand throughout my entire surgery. I was holding it when I woke up and it went so well that my face didn't even get bruised! YAY!

But that's not ALL he brought me! Oh, no! It gets much MUCH better. He also brought back proof (in postcard format) that God lives in Arizona:

(Oh, YES!!!)

...Which makes him my new favourite Russian. Thus, an idol is born!

Ta Da.