Million Dollar Idiot

Mood: happy
Music: lol... Avril Lavigne - Fall to Pieces

Today I lived a little part of my life as a rich person - I rejuvinated my body, mind and soul with an exhillarating $90 workout! :-D Boo yeah!
...Actually, I am leading you on. I did the exact same thing as a $6 workout would have entailed, except I've been on my couch in a catatonic state in front of Oprah for the past three months while they sucked away all my money. (Haha. "Sucked".)

But this is truly curious! I have discovered that I am six pounds lighter than I thought I was, which is great because it means my regime of sitting on my ass and eating pizza is working out for me! :-)


w00t!