EH!

Mood: tired beyond all comparison (jetlagged)

So I'm back in Canada and doesn't this suck! THERE'S SNOW!!!! Grrr! Seriously... takeoff this morning was absolutely beautiful... Paris was shrouded in fog, and all you could see was the itsy tip of the Eiffel Tower peaking out along with some other monuments... THEN we reached Pearson International, and - CORNFEILDS? ...Where the fuck is Missassauga?!?!

Anyways, a little explanation as to why this post might suck (more than the others). I have spent the last 12 days bunking with girl known as Charlotte who happens to have quite the potty mouth! It may have rubbed off on me just a tad. Also, you might notice those little numbers seperated by little :'s at the posts which represent the time of day I posted the blog. However, my body says that it is now something like quarter to three in the morning, and when you've had four hours of sleep previously, this is not a happy time to be awake. However I am currently attempting to keep my normal sleeping pattern so as to avoid becoming death on wheels for all of next week.

MOVING ON!

I'm so spoiled with all the rich culture! I turn the city streets expecting to see a glistening white marble God glaring down at me in all it's glory, or at the very least a roof trimmed in gold, but then I remember - Wait! this is CANADA!! Uh, yeah, Canada... *ahem* "Ladies and gentlemen, if you would kindly look to your right you will see our giant inflatable Molsen can -- always a favourite amongst the college students - and if you follow this here avenue lined with identical brick houses you will reach the water tower, followed then by The Beer Store and a trailer park... did you know our town has a resturaunt called 'The Portly Penguin'? I didn't! That's so kick ass!!"

O, CANADA!!!

Oh how I love my country! ...more to come.

Ta Da!