Untill We Meet Again in the Post Following This One

Mood: pumped!!
Music: our lady peace - innocent
days 'till I blow this popstand: ONE

With the exception of having to deal with Whoremonger's retarded emotional shenanigans one last time, I have had a most excellent few days. Saturday was the Road Trip that I went on with The Russian and 58 other religious people. It was great and I wish I had more time to regale you with it's wonders, but seeing as I leave the country in T minus fifteen hours I've found myself rather preoccupied. I find it humerous that after spending a day with the Christian's I have but a Queen CD and a large unsightly bruise on my right outer thigh to show for it. ...I am very proud.

Tomorrow night I'll be (almost) kickin' it in Italy, that is if my plane hasn't crashed. Maybe I should stop saying that, it might be bad luck or something. While in the bath tub I mentally compiled a list of things, in no particular order, that I want to see while in France and Italy.

1. A gangly young man in a striped shirt, black pants and red scarf smoking a cigarette whilst leaning against a stone bridge and playing an accordian
2. Something being flambed
3. Ridiculously good-looking people of both the male and female varieties.
4. Several mimes and/or Robbie Williams
5. A noticeably plump Italian man of the culinary profession with a large black moustache slaving over a hot pizza oven whilst belting out a native tune in his lovely barritone
6. At least one car that's worth more money than my house
7. A fancy boat
8. Link, or, at the very least, a Link look-alike
9. A Pope
10. An enchanted Castle with or without a dragon
11. Some pretty Jesus' carved out of marble
12. A pirate
13. Someone named Lestat
14. Females who have smaller breasts than I
15. Jake Gyllenhaal

And some things that I would not like to see on my trip include:

1. A terrorist/terrorists
2. A large French or Italian pervert (especially a hairy one)
3. My pilot jumping out of the plane attatched to a parachute
4. Ugly nudies
5. A deportation form bearing my name
6. An oxygen mask

Oh, and some more good news (for me) -- my insane father? Got me a Visa!!!! w00t!

Luvsies!!!

Ta Da!

[Edited at 10:38 to say: HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!]