Why I Love Children

Music: The Dandy Warhols - Get Off
Days 'till I skip the Country: 11. Or maybe 10... I can't count, and if you're on my rugby team then you know it's inherent.

I am due to babysit in about 10 minutes, so this one's a quickie.

Last time I babysat this girl, who is just teetering on the brink of hormones at the sweet, innocent age of nine, took to amusing herself by relentlessly interrogating me to as whom I like. ...Not that it would make a speck of difference to her anyways.

Finally I caved and confessed to her my love for Mr. Potato Head.

...She immediately forsaw that I would someday marry Mr. Potato Head, become Mrs. Potato Head, and that we would live happily together and have five little spuds.

The End.