Passion Most Unbridled

Mood: amused
Music: Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls of Fire
Number of Days That Remain 'till International Anneliese Day: 1!!! ONE ONE ONE!!! It is so TOMORROW!!!

...I want a man who treasures me so much that feels he has to make up an excuse to his friends to go and see me.
...I want a man who's best and only excuse for seeing me is going to have a dump. That's so hot.
...I want my man to be a pathalogical liar! ...Come to mama!!
...I want a man who's so excited to be my man that he tells absolutely no one, not even his best friends that we're together, and avoids any mention of me like the plague!!!
...I want a man who's greatest ambition is working in a factory!
...I want a man who's so excited to be going on a trip with me that he does not inform a single soul, and so his best friends assume he's dead.
...I want a man who treats his friends like crap--It's all about me, baby!
...I want a man who is incapable of sustaining a single meaningful relationship with any female besides myself - when I say he's mine, I mean he's mine, gaddamnit!!
...I want a man who doesn't ever stick up for me ever, should someone say a not-nice thing about me behind my back or to my face!!
...I want a man who's a spineless, self-involved coward!

...Not to, uh, mention any names or anything.

Haha.

...What was I thinking?



Ta Da!