I'm at Michael's House!!

Mood: good
Music: Martina Sorbara - The Cure for Bad Deeds

I am currently at the residence of Mikey. We are going to watch hot men in loincloths. (Read: I made him rent Troy!! :-D )

Now let me tell you how mean my family is. The previous Wednesday I was accompaning The Father in the car on the way to my grandparent's for a lovely pizza dinner. As we passed the McDonalds situated in the plaza near China Buffet, I spotted a crow meandering next to the traffic who had a broken wing. Of course, myself being the compassionate soul and saviour of animals that I am, announced that upon arrival at the home of the grandparents, I was calling the humane society FIRST THING!!
"Pfft. Doesn't cost me anything." Replied The Father. (Jerk.)
And so, upon arriving at the home of the grandparents, I called the humane society FIRST THING, who said they'd send someone out to invesigate.
I walked into the kitchen, gratified. However, that sensation was short-lived, as I discovered The Father in the midst of smirkingly informing the grandparents what was afoot...
My very old, very German opa bursts into laughter, looks at me and asks: "Did they dispatch an ambulance?"
Oh, ha ha ha! He's a comedian!
After dinner, being the concerned, proactive citizen of the world that I am, I called Jake the Snake at home to see if he had heard anything from the humane society.
"No. Why?"
And so I explain.
"Oh my gawd, Liese..."

...Jerks. How would they like it if one of their vital appendages was seriously damaged and not-functioning and probably in alot of pain?

RAWR!!