Less than Impressed

So today's general attitude towards life in Res is "Less than Impressed", with particular regards to the janitorial staff and whichever one of my housemates decided to poop on the floor last Friday.
It's silly, I know. Even if you're shitfaced beyond comprehension, there's no excuse to drop your little present RIGHT IN FRONT of the toilet, unless you've got the norwalk virus and it's coming out both ends, and even THEN, there's a perfectly good garbage pail directly outside of the stall which may be utilized in such an unpleasant circumstance.
And then don't put a bag on top of it. The poop's still there.

*sigh*

So that was Friday night. Today is Tuesday morning, and though the bag has been removed, the poop is still VERY MUCH on the floor!! (Not to mention the crusty puke on the toilet seat in stall number two.)
Is our janitor on strike? Vacation? I mean, I know if I were them I sure as hell wouldn't be keen on mopping up after some drunken first year University students. But that thought alone brings two problems to mind:
Problem One - thus far (Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday) there has been no evidence of mopping activity whatsoever. None. Nada. It's been four days! THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED!!
Problem Two - had they gone to University they'd know better than to clean one for a living. (Which is mean, I know. But I am LESS THAN IMPRESSED here!)

So. Basically. This is how it goes. Somebody craps on the floor, and the rest of us just have to accept it as part of our lives for a week.

I am less than impressed.