Like your shoes? Then DON'T FUCK WITH LEE & ANNIE!!
Mood: triumphant
Music: Emily Haines - Doctor Blind
So tonight these wiseass (and very drunk) highschool students that we don't even KNOW, elected to party at Trent and follow my roomate home form the Ceilie.
That was your first mistake. Being highschool students. Puh-lease. We, as University students are clearly gods among you. RESPECT!!
Your second mistake was to come to our room, and assume you will be staying the night. Particularily in one of our beds. Um, no. That will not be happening. I pay nearly a thousand dollars a month for the aforementioned bed, and yes, I intend to sleep on it. BY MYSELF.
Your third, and fatal error was to take off your shoes and proceed to go meandering. Beacuse this is what happened:
Music: Emily Haines - Doctor Blind
So tonight these wiseass (and very drunk) highschool students that we don't even KNOW, elected to party at Trent and follow my roomate home form the Ceilie.
That was your first mistake. Being highschool students. Puh-lease. We, as University students are clearly gods among you. RESPECT!!
Your second mistake was to come to our room, and assume you will be staying the night. Particularily in one of our beds. Um, no. That will not be happening. I pay nearly a thousand dollars a month for the aforementioned bed, and yes, I intend to sleep on it. BY MYSELF.
Your third, and fatal error was to take off your shoes and proceed to go meandering. Beacuse this is what happened:
1. This is my window.
2. These, respectively, are your shoes.
3. Finally, this is you.
It should be noted that the door you have just used to make your exit locks automatically... pity my flash didn't detect the trace of snow on the ground.
The moral of the story: don't fuck with me. I am a mastermind.
Ta Da!
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