Generation Next

Mood: standard pretty good mood
Music: Elton John - goodbye yellow brick road
months remaining untill I am one with the liquor store: !!!ONE!!!

Some children are very spoiled. On Wednesday I thought my little cousins were bad, as I spied their Christmas stockings obscuring a large wooden cabinet probably used to house a ten thousand dollar entertainment system. I could literally fit both of my legs into one of them and have myself a potato sack race (...only with Christmas stockings and not potato sacks).
Anyhow, these kids are practically gypsies compaired to what sauntered into the hair salon on Thursday. The little boy, who couldn't have been any older than six contently stared at me as I organized the shelves while Green Day spewd out of the brand-spankin'-new PSP which he held in his miniature clutches. ...What kind of six-year-old needs a PSP!? When I was his age I asked for a Creepy Crawlers set!
But his sister, oh, his sister... she couldn't have been more than ten or eleven and she was toting around a shiny new iPod in a sleek and stylish new iPod arm band. (When I was her age I was still playing with Creepy Crawlers!!) Oh, and I almost forgot to mention; she and her mother were just on their way to go and pick out a quarter horse.

Geez.

Well. If there's one thing I got over them, it's definately street cred. Just check out this sweet little number I picked up the other day:



It's part jersey material, part black lace-trimmed slip so it looks like I'm actually wearing lingerie, just like a real video hoe! And, if you turn your attention to the still-attatched tag underneith the one that says $6.99, you'll notice that the brand name is none other than "Bling Bling".


Damn. If that's not ghettofabulous, I don't know what is.

Ta Da!