Monday, October 17, 2005

Father of the Year Award!

Mood: sensational!!
Music: Diana Krall - Temptation

Today started off on a horrible note, as I had to be at school at the ungodly hour of 8:00 in the morning for Fah's Dinner Theatre project- but no matter!! 'Cause I'm officially going to have the best. Wednesday. EVER. Allow me to explain, and in doing so make everyone who reads this extremely jealous.

Aside from the fact that Wednesday's topic on Dr. Phil just so happens to be "I'm Gay, OK?" which promises excitement, The Father has offered (on his own free will) to take me to a resturaunt of MY CHOICE! And buy me FOOD! ...YAY! After some careful consideration I've decided against favourites Diana's and The Greek Garden and managed to narrow it down to this hot little number. (Go on, click!)

Oh, yes! Lemon coconut chicken! Chow mein! Which one of these delectable entres to choose? Whatever the final verdict I'll try and remeber to post pictures, if I havn't died of excruciating anticipation pains before then.

But that's not all! Oh, no. Because after I'm done eating the food someone else has bought for me, I am then going to be spending someone else's money at. . .

VALUE VILLAGE! Yay for cheap stuff! And then we're going to be risque and climb up the poverty ladder a bit and go to WINNERS!! And I am going to aquire MORE stuff without spending a single hard-earned cent of my own money! Woo Hoo!!

So... what's the occasion? ...Kayla's coming. The g/f. I think he figures that if miracles of generosity start happening when she's around I'll cut out the eye-rolling and dramatic sighing when he's on the phone with her all friggin' night. (What's up with that anyways!? I'M the teenage girl here, and even I've got a ways to go before I become that moronic :-P) Oh well, who knows... but in the mean time-- FREE STUFF! :-D

Ta Da.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the risk of sounding selfish... Buy me sumpin'.

In fact this is a terribly wonderful idea. Think now of all the Boxing Day gifts that you could get for people, without actually paying for them. It's like stealing. Only it isn't. Unless you count betraying the generosity of your patriarchal genetic donor stealing.

...Which I don't.

October 18, 2005 4:05 AM  
Blogger Anne said...

Boy, I ain't your sugar mama!

October 20, 2005 8:54 PM  
Blogger Anne said...

And now that I think of it, neither is my dad!

October 20, 2005 9:01 PM  

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