quit walking in my blind spot.

Mood: good, considering I got 'kicked out' no less than five times lastnight
Music: Elton John - I guess that's why they call it the blues.

One of The Mother's favourite hobbies is playing 'Jerry Springer' where she pretends she's a guest on the Jerry Springer show and goes bananas and attempts to break my arm in five seperate places and stuff like that. It's not a very enjoyable activity if you're not The Mother.

Anywhoo. Saturday was Cat's rockin' birthday party which took place exactly a month after her actual birthday. It was fun, but with pictures featuring Mikey as an 80's stripper and myself about to give birth to a balloon slyly concealed beneath my shirt, I'm not in a hurry to post them on the world wide web... but let's get to my next story!!

Andy, you're a star! My friend's little brother has found himself in a bit of a moral dilemma, which I find rather amusing. As to intice more students into showing up for photo day this year, we had a draw where, if you bought a ticket when you got your photo taken ($1 = 1 ticket, $2 = 3 tickets, $5 = 15 tickets) you would be eligible to win an iPod. So this one guy buys like a hundred tickets, and out of the pure goodness of his heart sells one to his buddy, the kid bro.
...Who then won the iPod. Ironic, isn't it? Titillating, even. What will he do?! Will he keep the iPod which he won fair and square with his own purchased ticket, risking his friendship and the unwelcome prospect of awaking to find slaughterd animals laying at the foot of his bed? Will he reveal himself as a true blue companion and surrender his prize to the fool that sold him the ticket? (KEEP THE IPOD! FREE IPOD! KEEP IT!) Only time will tell...

Now I have to look into renting some policemen for the dance thingie that I'm head of.

Ta Da!