I love walking alone at night!

Mood: annoyed
Music: Sade - No Ordinary Love

I miss the carefree old days where one could walk to the store for milk without having their ass pinched by a random old man!

Oh, and forgive me gentlemen for being a cynic, but I guess I've just never envisioned myself being greeted by the love of my life at half-past midnight in the middle of Liverpool street with a beer in his hand. You're damn right I don't want to talk to you.

Pervs.

[Edited to add: Okay. Well, today wasn't so bad - I found a Jamacian coin in my change!! w00t! Also, a Random Surrealism Generator has been added to this blog - enjoy it in the footer.]