Happy -belated- Halloween

Mood: blah
Music: Radiohead - There There

This halloween we were visited by twenty kids. And Tanya. Mmm... Leftover candy.

Now I have a funny candy story to tell! It was only the 26th of October, but this year Anneliese had begun her standard candybar thefting a little early. It did not take long for such sneakery to be detected in the ever-knowing presence of The Alert One (a.k.a The Mother), what with all the bag-rustling and such. So, being the saviour that she is, she sprung into action, pryed the unopened wonderbars from the grasp of her poor, sugar-crazed daughter, and hid the candy - because heaven forbid there may not be enough candy cover every random child that meanders up our doorstep! Such disaster would surely be of unspeakable proportions.
However, come 5:30 Halloween night, The Mother cannot recall where she stashed the candy and GOOD GOD THE KIDS WILL BE HERE AT ANY MINUTE! AHHHHHH! Which can only mean one thing - That evil daughter of hers must have stolen the candy! Anneliese, who had done no such thing, saw the irony of the situation - that in attempting to prevent the disapearence of the candy, The Mother had seemingly lost it entirely - and of course was overcome with laughter that apparently did not help her credibility. As punishment for displaying such a sick sense of humor in a dire time of total crisis(!!), Anneliese was forced to search for the candy with a raving madwoman on her back and GOOD LORD, IT DISAPPEARED! EVERYTHING IS RUINED AND OH! MY! GOD! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!! AND I AM GOING TO KEEP SCREAMING LIKE A CRAZY PERSON BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SCREAMING FIXES EVERYTHING!! AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!!!
...And so the candy was located five minutes later in the back of her closet. Heh... real graceful, Mother.

Anyways... How about that election tonight? Said to be one of the most important political events in decades. The fate of America, nay, the world for the next four years is to be decided tonight! It's history in the making, folks- say wha? OH MY GOD! JOHNNY DEPP IS ON OPERA! AHHHHH!!!

ciao!