Studying is a *SNAP* When You Have Sex Appeal!

I wrote my one and only exam today -- you know, the one that i was supposed to write on Monday, but thanks to that glorious white stuff (no, I'm not talking about milk, cocaine, or any bodily fluids. I'm talking about snow.) I didn't have it 'till today. It was lots of stupid multiple choice questions and a few diagrams, and unless I'm a total idiot, I'll get around 80% -which shouldn't bring my mark down that much. :) The Maestro came over to help me study... he helped me a little bit I'm sure of, but mostly I was just keen on blowing off my school work and playing a mean round of Mario Kart! :P Sometimes I wonder what the world would be like if it were run by people like me...

--insert the vision--

Violence has drastically decreased, but so has the general IQ of the human population. George W Bush wears a polkadoted loincloth and lives in a cage, living off a diet of bananas and crab juice. There is no need for an army in this happy little world, so all of the funding that previosly went towards American Armed Forces now goes to the GCVI Drama council, because they need it most. Anyone who annoys me is condemned to be stripped naked, coated in molases, and covered with chicken feathers. They will then spend seven days and seven nights wandering the open planes of Madagascar, as they are flogged and paddled by a team of relentless, frenzied midgets. Meanwhile, Bunny and Toe lounge by the pool sipping on margaretas, while they are fed seedless red grapes by their robust and oiled man servants. Men and women in black leather and bowties dance for them, as they wait for others to join them down by the pool.
Clay Aiken is banished to Russia.

--end the vision--

Life would be... beautiful.

fin.